POTATOES

jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you

goodsuns:

guys
do you know what today is

today is june 19

june 19 

let’s all celebrate and get creative

xobybr:

He is not laughing because he saw his funny photos

Hes in hysterics

Like the whole talking about the dead things made him realize that he could have lived a regular life

He could have been a paleontologist

But he started this game instead and now everything is ruined

He will never get his life back

He will never see his family again

He is in no way shape or form happy at this moment

Checking out the SPG Minecraft server awww yiss

jazzpancakes:

frillious:

rileylaroux:

headacheshideout:

  It has come to my attention that, due to the influx of new Cavalcadians through the recent propagation of inter-dimensional gateways (as well as the influence of pop music), several of you are planning excursions across Kazooland or tangentially located dimensional planes.  This of course raises the immediate question “how do I keep in touch with the Cavalcadium should I require assistance or have a new discovery to relay to that august body?  What if they have messages for me about the areas I may be traveling to, or requests that I follow up on the research one of my fellows may have begun?”  Well don’t you worry!   The Cavalcadium is fully equipped with the latest and greatest communications technologies in the multiverse!  Digital image sharing, Crystal Gazing, and Trans-harmonic Scrying are but a few of the options available to you, a loyal Cavalcadian!  Now, these are all visual forms, as we have yet to work out a reliable method of transmitting sound safely through the aether between existences, but with your help and the hard work of our fellow scientists we will likely have that conquered in the next couple decades.

  As always, we at the Cav’ are very conscious of the sensitivity of the information which we relay to one another, both officially and otherwise.  Posts like this one, specially enchanted by some of the wizards which work here in the Arcana division to be unreadable to anyone not loyal in their hearts to the Cavalcadium, are expensive to produce and require years of training to properly construct, so how do we keep the secrets we uncover and discoveries we make from falling in to the hands of the unscrupulous?  After nearly a year, hundreds of man hours of research, dozens of of teams experimenting with the latest advances in technology and alchemy, and an incident with an intern and a Hypexian slart beast that nobody wants to talk about… we have the solution!

Secret Decoder Rings!

Yes, the finest method of encoding the knowledge collected in over a century of exploration in the four pillars of our organization is that selfsame method once used to pass on the wisdom of stalwart heroes such as Little Orphan Annie and Captain Midnight!  Examination of the original Cavalcadium Logo shows 26 distinct symbols (ok, 28 symbols, but 2 of them repeat…) which makes it the ideal source for the code for these rings!

Constructing these devices is relatively simple with the right tools, but remember….youthful prodigies among us should have a parent or guardian assist them!

You will need:

1) A high resolution printed version of the artwork drawn up by Ratqueen (which will be included in this post.)

2) Some glue

3) A set of 3 plastic bases from Ring Pop candies (our findings indicate that in every dimension which has generated intelligent life…that life has created Ring Pops…for life forms with no fingers, one has to wonder why…)

Step By Step:

1)

See?  Ring Pops!

Step 2)

Trim the post on one ring so that it is just slightly more than the thickness of the flat plastic part.  Remove the base from the ring and the post on 2 of the pops. On one of these, cut a hole through the center.  On the other, trim the disk 1/8th of an inch on all sides…(The camera ate that image… just trust me.  it’s like the red one, but no hole in the center and shaved down to be smaller in diameter)

3) 

Print out this image.  It should print at 1 1/2 inches, perfect for fitting on a ring pop. Either use a steady hand and a razor to seperate the inner ring from the outer ring, or simply cut a hole in the center and glue this to the full sized ring with a hole through it (the red one), and print a second one to cut the outer ring off of and glue that to the solid smaller flat piece(No Photo Provided)

4) 

(Once again the image was eaten.  I blame gremlins.  No offence Riles.)

Fit the flat piece with the hole in it (the Red one in my version) on to the post.  Place glue on the top of the post, being careful not to get any on the red ring, then apply it to the center of the underside of the smaller flat piece.  Allow the glue to dry.

5) 

You are finished!  Once completed, the center ring(the red one) should spin freely, allowing you to match up any symbol to any letter!  The triangle has been marked out in red so that it can be placed next to any symbol you choose, allowing different Cavalcadians to agree upon a starting point, and then write messages to one another that won’t be easy to read even for somebody else with a ring! (Sure, they can try but they only have a 1 in 26 chance of getting it right)  

For example:  Lets say I wish to send Cynthia Shuttlewarp a note about discovering a city called “Knittsburgh” which I think she will be interested in.  She knows that messages from me always have the starting position of “H”(for Headache), so she sets the dial so that the red triangle points to H and can decode this:

See? Clear as day…but if the setting is off by even a couple characters say at M instead…. “ktzsi psnyyxgawlm”….well, the enemies of knowledge sure will be confused!

And for those of you looking to write messages in code…well, here’s the symbols for you to duplicate (or copy and paste to make your messagesif you prefer..), though they are useless without the decoder!

So there you have it, Cavalcadians!  Safe, Secure, Simple…. wherever you travel, let the Cavalcadium be a part of it!

-Headache

Incredibly cool! Build your own Cavalcadium decoder ring! Because, after all, the world does run on candy.

SONYA WE’RE MAKING SOME AND WE’RE GONNA USE IT

YeeEEEEEEESSSS omFG

miraculoustang:

this is a legit thign i am sad

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

wankchestre:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

arcreactions:

Imagine Spock wearing this hoodie

and wearing matching sunglasses

om fg

ur welcome

chIRST

westbor0baptistchurch:

Making a new mutual follow

NO ONE BOUGHT MY BOXES

Man everyone’s selling boxes, this is going to take a while to sell .-.

*goes to play Dance Central*

super-who-avenge-locked:

If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

1. If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

• If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

austrianterrier replied to your photo: Result of recent plundering: BOX BOX BOX BOX BOX…

What game is this? O.O

Ragnarok Online 2! 8D It is cool. But because the quests are endless I can’t stop playing it ughh